Comment on Magic Mineral

GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh oh, I’ve got one too. It’s not containing Asbestos but Thorium.

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  “Doramad radioactive toothpaste”

  “Creates natural freshness in your mouth!”

  “Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended.”

  “What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively.”

  Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus fuck

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yes, the market will grind us all into a thin gruel for another dollar.

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    • zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At least you don’t have to worry about caries anymore 💀

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And I thought Alex Jones’ colloidal silver was insane

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    • zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The irony is that production was stopped after Hiroshima and Nagasaki as nobody wanted to buy radioactive toothpaste any more. So the US which developed nukes against the Germans actually saved the Germans from radioactive poisoning by dropping said Nukes on Japan.

      One could say it left a bitter taste in some German’s mouths. ^(I couldn’t resist)

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  • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s because of that kind of thing that I’m always skeptical of startups bringing new and shiny things, that weren’t properly studied or tested, and promising to revolutionize something.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, how about that somewhat rushed mrna vaccine 😅

      To be fair, fuck getting covid, I’m vaccinated, but also…👀

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  • Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know what, their claim about odour being caused by bacteria, and bacteria being damaged by radiation is on point.

    I’m sure you’ll have some odour when your mouth turns into a giant weeping sore though

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weapons grade teeth…you should only have 20 teeth left at adulthood to safely use this product with a 90% chance of having no chain reaction events.

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    • zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      in German they say “Für ein strahlendes Lächeln” (for a radiant/beaming smile)

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• 42yeah@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this double cancer?

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  • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Super cancer actually, it’s an easy mistake to make

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      turbo cancer

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  turbocancer sticks!

  now with better flavour!

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• FoolishObserver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer’s here, some there, it’s every-fuckin’-where!!

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love seeing Ted Lasso jokes in the wild. :D

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