Comment on Anon finally touches grass

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gonial angle is this:

  Gonial angle picture

  Canthal tilt is that:

  Canthal tilt illustration

  As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

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  • booly@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It could only be beaten by SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attracrive amgles.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

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    • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

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      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology.

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      • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there’s no way a common person would apply them the other way.

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a gigachad I can confirm.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Far too many.

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• DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do I really?

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    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going to guess at “Incel excuses for not getting laid.”

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

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    • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And bathed

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Things people think about when they haven’t learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

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• arefx@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo’s

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