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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do I really?
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I’m going to guess at “Incel excuses for not getting laid.”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better
bamfic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And bathed
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Things people think about when they haven’t learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.
arefx@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo’s
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Gonial angle is this:
Gonial angle picture
Canthal tilt is that:
Canthal tilt illustration
As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.
booly@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It could only be beaten by SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attracrive amgles.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how do you bring out the protractor on dates?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 weeks ago
Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there’s no way a common person would apply them the other way.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As a gigachad I can confirm.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Far too many.