Comment on Pokémon

Gork@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They are markers of who belongs and who doesn’t in the corporate environment. Ties tell me that you love bureaucracy and meetings but hate real work. You can’t do real work in a tie and if you do, your tie is pretty gross.

  source

  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.

    Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

    source

    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.

      source
    • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible without it being HR reportable?🤔”

      source
  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tie + lathe = death

    source
• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re waiting for you, Gengar, in the test chamberrrrrr.

  source
• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back in the middle ages a king wore a long scarf and now you have to wear a tie at work.

  source
• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.

  source
• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  California here, you mean at weddings?

  source
• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We don’t.

  source