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Gork@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Back in the middle ages a king wore a long scarf and now you have to wear a tie at work.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 days ago
They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
California here, you mean at weddings?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We don’t.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 days ago
They are markers of who belongs and who doesn’t in the corporate environment. Ties tell me that you love bureaucracy and meetings but hate real work. You can’t do real work in a tie and if you do, your tie is pretty gross.
Gork@lemm.ee 6 days ago
This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible without it being HR reportable?🤔”
swab148@lemm.ee 5 days ago
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
tie + lathe = death