Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying “I don’t know what a cat actually is, but…”. Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.
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Sneptaur@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I want in on these cat food arguments
gencha@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.
gencha@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I have heard of studies 🤔
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Show me the fucking udder on a strawberry” is one of the greatest punchlines in the history of the medium, if not all of humanity 🤣🤣🤣
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
I’m not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat’s urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.
Realistically, the answer is no.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good luck with having to take cats to the vet regularly. They loooove it🙄
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes. It would be literal torture and the poor cat would have no idea why it’s being horribly abused.
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
With the correct supplements you can feed a human literal shit as well.
Sneptaur@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I’m bougie like that
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You really don’t
Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 weeks ago
I dunno, I kinda like watching the chaos
For now
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YES I DO!
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Nah it's fun because of how stupid it is.