Comment on Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans

saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have IBS, and while I’ve had many close calls I can proudly say that I’ve never shit myself. As someone that’s basically a flight risk for accidental pooping, as well as having heard these stories before in-person, I often wonder if more people have stomach/bowel problems than they’d like to let on.

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you’ve jynxed yourself and i kind of hope you shit yourself now just so i can say “shouldn’t have shitposted about it” in response.

    this might be my most elaborate shitpost yet.

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i left work right after clocking in because a fart felt like pushing out more than just air. so embarassing

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isneezed and shat myself the other month, maybe you’re younf or maybe you’ve got a good bowel sytem.

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I coughed, burped, and sharted simultaneously a while back. It was disorienting and I felt violated

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you time it right you can hit the ceiling with those

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• cheddar@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  and how it’s common enough that people have a casual laugh over their “shat myself” stories

  That’s how we deal with the trauma.

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• lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never trust a fart.

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So say keto dieters

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clearly you’re all blocked up. You should eat more fiber.

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• Chev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OP has a gaping asshole.

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• nomous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drink way too much cheap liquor and you too can have the opportunity to shit yourself the next day.

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