I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.
Comment on Dutch toilets
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month agoI have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.
This is not a joke
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas.
Liz@midwest.social 1 month ago
If your diet is so lacking in fiber that you need to take pills to make up for it, fix your damn diet.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Don’t take the pills - the serving size on them is very misleading. You’dhave to take a ton of them to have any effect. Gotta go with the powder.
Nothing wrong with supplementation! It’s hard to eat that much fiber due to the relatively low fiber density of most foods. We adapted to our food sources, not so much the other way around - and we don’t spend all day chewing on fibrous, foraged plants anymore. Plus, psyllium husk is a food. It’d be the same as eating a shitload of flax or something but with fewer calories.
veganpizza69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
37g is still low. A good target to aim for is 100g.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How many weetabix biscuits?
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It looks like there are spme that are 10g/serving so 3.7 servings. But then I’m seeing others that are 4g per 2 biscuit serving? So like 18.5 biscuits
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haven’t you thought of shitting backwards?
I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 1 month ago
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?
jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 1 month ago
The Real Deuce of studies.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A.k.a. “Logology.”