Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.
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shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.
Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I’m an atheist and this is gross.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That would be Supply-side Jesus.
frezik@midwest.social 5 months ago
He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 months ago
You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They’re either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.
frezik@midwest.social 5 months ago
In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.
pyre@lemmy.world 5 months ago
to be fair to you, technically those are other words.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
corus_kt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice
frezik@midwest.social 5 months ago
Damn straight. I’ll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 months ago
That’s because he’s wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 months ago
In what world are carpenters scrawny.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.
pyre@lemmy.world 5 months ago
so he didn’t need muscles to do anything
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils … ect. I can’t imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn’t just survive but thrive.