Comment on Justice for our boy

shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In what world are carpenters scrawny.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        so he didn’t need muscles to do anything

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    • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils … ect. I can’t imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn’t just survive but thrive.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That would be Supply-side Jesus.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

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  • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

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    • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)

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      • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They’re either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        to be fair to you, technically those are other words.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn straight. I’ll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s because he’s wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

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  • EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money.

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