The monk pulls out a gun and points it at the hot dog vendor.
The hot dog vendor exclaims “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you guys were all about inner peace and stuff?”
The monk replies “this is my inner piece”
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Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 months agoThe hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks “what about my change?” The vendor bows reverently and responds “change must come from within.”
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I died
And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
enlightenment unlocked
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”
And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:
Day 1 enlightenment
Always on right side of the dual justice system
Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18
Only deal with 1st world problems
Someone else pays your taxes
General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So if a monkey pays for your hot dog, always round up to the next $10 increment for charity.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 months ago
I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not enough mother fuckers.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Who plays the monkey?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Some Xavier tier writing in here