Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks “what about my change?” The vendor bows reverently and responds “change must come from within.”

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Not enough mother fuckers.

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      • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Who plays the monkey?

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Some Xavier tier writing in here

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The monk pulls out a gun and points it at the hot dog vendor.

    The hot dog vendor exclaims “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you guys were all about inner peace and stuff?”

    The monk replies “this is my inner piece”

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I died

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      enlightenment unlocked

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      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        “Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”

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  • General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    So if a monkey pays for your hot dog, always round up to the next $10 increment for charity.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The Dalai Lama didn’t get it

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s because he changed it to a pizza shop. If he had said “hot dog stand” that old man would have been ROLLING with laughter!

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is the single best Buddhism joke ever created.

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• MxM111@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The vendor answered: “stop with that non-dualist shit. What do you want on hot dog?”

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  • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    non-dualist shit

    How about some Dichotomy then?

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