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AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  useful nutrition

  So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?

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  • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    nutritional value of semen

    To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day to get 2000 calories. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.

    However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information

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      • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Depth you say.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.

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      • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.

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    • Seralth@piefed.seralth.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So your saying Glock can solve hunger?

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      • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.

        Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      my resolve knows no bounds 😏

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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyone does, or did at one point

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not with that attitude

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Or just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter

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• Lord743@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Question is when does cum stops being cum?

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• aksdb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Depends on how deep in we are talking here

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