Comment on No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Counter point:
  I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.

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  • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Counter counterpoint:
    Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In a fancy hotel, a boy got on and told the elevator operator that he was staying on the top floor. When the doors opened the operator said “Your floor, son.” The boy asked why he called him son, and the operator replied, “Well, didn’t I bring you up?”

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, the dad's gambit.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you ever consider thinking something is gross without wishing a painful death on the perpetrator?

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  • frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Letting them live is how we get Trump, fire is much better

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  • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m of the opinion it should be painful or death. People who try to pick up ladies, preach, etc to a captive audience do need the pain as they ignore words. It’s the behavior that leads to bigger problems and needs to be nipped in the bud.

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s fucked up

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      • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The fact that you picked defending “guys who try to pick up women when they’re stuck on an elevator together” as a hill to stand on is fucked up. The fact that you don’t have the experience to recognize that certain aggressively shameless people don’t care about a verbal reprimand is also telling.
        Now just in case it’s where the hangup is, my core position is incredibly nuanced. Reason should be the go-to and I look down on people who think they can solve all their problems with their fists. Don’t hit kids. Parts of the criminal justice system are draconian and counterproductive. The ultra rich don’t care about fines or laws and need the occasional bat to the knee.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A captive audience for 15 seconds at which point they have a built-in reason to leave though

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• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Precisely.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  but where else am i going to meet someone

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