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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.

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  • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”

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  • human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Need at least 3 cpf

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    • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts

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  • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love it when she lets me use the joke hole

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• StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.

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• TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a truly awful toilet can flush more than a handful of Powdered Grandma™*

  * May require multiple flushes

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