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My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.

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    • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Need at least 3 cpf

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      • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

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  • human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts

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    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love it when she lets me use the joke hole

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a truly awful toilet can flush more than a handful of Powdered Grandma™*

    * May require multiple flushes

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• zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.

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• Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.

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