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My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Need at least 3 cpf

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      • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM

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    • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

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  • human@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.

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• zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.

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• Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.

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