That would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
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mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Why can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ll help explain:
5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born.
The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 9 months ago
The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 9 months ago
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Alpha Centauri
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 9 months ago
That was one of the times we bothered you.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it
We need to stick to imperial for the sake of balance
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 9 months ago
For you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 9 months ago
Pretty sure you should blame the British.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Blame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 9 months ago
They didn’t fully switch. The chart of measurements used by the British is very… random.
rambaroo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s too late for us, once the end comes and we’ve split into multiple countries we’ll finally have the opportunity for genuine reform
moon@lemmy.cafe 9 months ago
Because it makes other countries mad using our freedom units
FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
5’11" = 180cm
120lbs = 54.4Kg
For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s 180cm
PatFussy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
The stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.
Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
1.8 nm is kinda short
frosch@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.
fossphi@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Not if the girlfriend is an ant
Aqarius@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
thedarkfly@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Thanks, the nm were useful