That would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
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mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll help explain:
5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born.
The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 1 year ago
The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Alpha Centauri
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 1 year ago
That was one of the times we bothered you.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it
We need to stick to imperial for the sake of balance
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 year ago
Pretty sure you should blame the British.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Blame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 year ago
They didn’t fully switch. The chart of measurements used by the British is very… random.
rambaroo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s too late for us, once the end comes and we’ve split into multiple countries we’ll finally have the opportunity for genuine reform
moon@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Because it makes other countries mad using our freedom units
FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5’11" = 180cm
120lbs = 54.4Kg
For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s 180cm
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.
Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
1.8 nm is kinda short
frosch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.
fossphi@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not if the girlfriend is an ant
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
thedarkfly@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Thanks, the nm were useful