That would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
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mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll help explain:
5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born.
The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 2 years ago
The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 2 years ago
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Alpha Centauri
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 2 years ago
That was one of the times we bothered you.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it
We need to stick to imperial for the sake of balance
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 years ago
Pretty sure you should blame the British.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Blame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 years ago
They didn’t fully switch. The chart of measurements used by the British is very… random.
rambaroo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s too late for us, once the end comes and we’ve split into multiple countries we’ll finally have the opportunity for genuine reform
moon@lemmy.cafe 2 years ago
Because it makes other countries mad using our freedom units
FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
5’11" = 180cm
120lbs = 54.4Kg
For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s 180cm
PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
The stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.
Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
1.8 nm is kinda short
frosch@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.
fossphi@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Not if the girlfriend is an ant
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
thedarkfly@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Thanks, the nm were useful