Comment on At this rate, it will never end

• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.

  Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.

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      • OR3X@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        But then you have to live in satan’s armpit…

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This explains waterfowl.

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.

      (Not my joke)

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      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That is a funny joke and I’ve heard others like it but I guess I just don’t know enough about boats to understand why it’d be so terrible.

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• whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.

  Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only if you don’t utilize the implication

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