Comment on At this rate, it will never end
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year’s socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This explains waterfowl.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.
(Not my joke)
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.
Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Only if you don’t utilize the implication