Comment on At this rate, it will never end

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.

    Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here

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      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.

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      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        This explains waterfowl.

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    • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.

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      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.

        (Not my joke)

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.

    Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only if you don’t utilize the implication

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