Comment on Rough date

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s embarrassing when you go for a shot of vodka and end up with a pistol barrel in your mouth instead.

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      • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I was going to make a pun about Russian roulette with vodka or a bullet, but I realized vodka or bullet would still just be Russian roulette.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Classic Wednesday night.

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Happens all. The. Time.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry

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    • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I promised to use this knowledge only for good.

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• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can’t prove you were drunk before that and can’t give you a DUI

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning.

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• masta_chief@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I also sit in the parking lot before a date just staring at people in the cars next to me.

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not offering pets

    You might as well have a child in the trunk at that point, you monster.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur

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    • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

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