Comment on Anon pets a dog

SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure it’s fake (and gay)

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  • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn’t ‘pat its back’ with his hand.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The spaniel dry humped him and the pop tart was off brand. And the teacher didn’t scream but just laughed

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• IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  fake - anon didnt fuck the teacher

  gay - anon was eating a poptart

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A wolf is a massive animal, usually not white, usually in packs, and usually skittish or downright aggressive. It’s fake. But cool story.

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  • Talentlesssculptor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alaskan Tundra wolves (wander down into Yukon sometimes) are white. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_tundra_wolf

    Even the Interior Alaskan(native to Yukon) wolf ranges in color from black and White. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf

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    • MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Terrifying pic in that link. I don’t think a poptart would distract that fella.

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      • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Terrifying? Nah, that’s just a good boi

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Still 3 out of 4.

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      • Talentlesssculptor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you mean 3 out of 4 facts: “Individual weights can vary from 32 kilograms (71 lb) to 60 kilograms (130 lb).” Which is well within the range of a large dog.

        “A wolf that has left its pack may travel up to 500 km (310.7 mi) to breed.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf

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      • Talentlesssculptor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What?

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  • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s fake because it’s yukon. They don’t have internet in yukon. Or people… never mind a school.

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have GMC SUVs though

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      • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Funny. I like.

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have someone related to me that took in a stray Maine Coon cat that was actually a Bob cat and they didn’t find out until the first vet visit. I think it had to go to some zoo or like Sanctuary place because they had it for quite a while and were feeding it like regular wet cat food.

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