Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone?

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Technically this is a crime against condiments.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More importantly, a crime against humanity.

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    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No one who eats that is human /s

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• Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like a damn fruit roll-up.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tomatoes are a fruit, so…

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    • Auli@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not in California.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or a blood clot

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just slap it on a wound like Flex Tape!

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “We sawed this man in half but with just a few of these, he’s once again blood tight!”

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ketchup is a vegetable

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sure thing, Ronnie, let’s get you back to bed dead.

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aren’t Tomatos fruit though?

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• spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A tomato fruit roll-up

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By the foot? Nope. Yard? No. It’s a to-meter!

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Frisbee

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