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lath@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Set up a shell company. Set up a trust somewhere with no capital gain tax. Shift ownership of the shell to the trust. As the shell, come to an agreement in principal with the bank to buy it. Use this as colateral to raise a loan from the bank for the purchase amount. Transfer the debt to the bank as part of the merger with the shell company. The bank now basically owes itself to itself. Sell the combined company from the trust, thus avoiding capital gain tax.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    come to an agreement in principal with the bank to buy it

    I assume this would go as well as Gamestop trying to buy Ebay.

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    • pez@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was no typo. Gonna use that principal like a tauntaun.

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  take out a smaller loan to bribe the person who appeoves the loans

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brute force loan application: Keep trying random identities until one goes through.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  pulls out minigun from payday 2

  loam approved

  😎

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Employee is a nerd who knows you don’t have the power cable plugged in

    Loan declined

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• Rothe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be a billionaire of course. This only works if you are rich.

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please dad. It’s for good cause.

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Set the bank on fire and try the next one

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