I dunno – if someone said these exact words to me but sarcastically, that might actually work. Like, we might wind up having a conversation about how cringe this is, and so this line might work in a way.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks agoThis isn’t even simping, this is like condensed anime cringe converted into a pickup line. Which might work, I guess. I still occasionally see girls with that anime nose shine makeup so there might be a market a “nothing personel” sigma
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The fact that a woman of your caliber is on Lemmy speaks poorly of the men in our generation. I’m sorry for them. Let me take you out and apologize in person.
I’m sorry, but you definitely walked into that one
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I did.
Drusas@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Nose shine makeup?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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It seems goofy. I do not understand it, personally.
Drusas@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
She doesn't even look like a real person.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
People did that porcelain doll makeup when I was a kid, so I can’t disparage them for the follies of youth
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I read it divorced dad energy, the kind who is old enough to have watched Akira, but was too busy jerking off in the corner of his frat house to do so.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I saw it as a cheesy compliment with an added layer of cheesy humour.
And most people like compliments and cheesy jokes.
But then again I also saw the top comment as an Andrew Tate-ish, “I’d rather be an incel than attempt to compliment a woman”, so what do I know…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A test to see which is the incel comment: which one most readily accepts a “m’lady?”
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Four score and seven years ago, m’lady…
To be, or not to be…m’lady
Once upon a midnight dreary, m’lady…
Seems legit…
whalebiologist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Tryong to think of a British equivalent of ‘M’Lady’ because that phraee is unheard of here