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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do what I did…
  Buy a 3d printer.
  Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
  Do the poopiest of poops.
  Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
  Flush toilet.
  And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.

  Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wet wipes make do. Not a perfect approximation by any means, but better than dry wiping with what feels like a wad of sandpaper

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They all wreck havage on plumbing regardless of whether they claim to be flushable. Don’t be that ignorant person.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wreck havage

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      • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s a Dathomirian name, for sure.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I usually toss them into the bin instead of the toilet. If there’s no bin, sorry, I value my ass being clean more.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  they make these things called “peri bottles”. they hold about 16 oz of water and make excellent portable bidets. i steal them from hospitals (no i’m not joking i take at least two every visit, for what i’m paying i should take a gross). fill them with warm water before you pop in to do your business (if you have time. i recognize i’m talking about luxuries not everyone has. i would keep two in my bag full of cold water at all times and one empty just in case i had the time to get warm water. this is literally why i started carrying a purse back when i was a boy)

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh so you’re the reason HCMC is bankrupt.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not for that reason but maybe?

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My friend, allow me to introduce you to the portable bidet:

  • Manual
  • Automatic

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i was just commenting above: i know the “portable bidet” as the “peri bottle”. i used to be a frequent flier in the hospital and they’re a standard hospital supply. i could always walk out with two or three per visit. like shit, i remember walking in once and asking if i could buy some, they sent me to housekeeping, filled my bag up and told me to run for the exit. ymmv but y’know

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    • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think peri-bottles are a bit more contoured/angled specifically for women’s parts, especially pregnant women. Whereas the portable bidets are not quite so angled. The targeted hole is slightly different.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        the ones i got were all straight, but maybe they gave me different ones because they knew i was aiming for my bootyhole

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That was a poem for a simpler time.

  And now my boss makes a grand And I don’t see one cent And he’s got employees That can’t pay the rent

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  • __hetz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boss makes a billi I’ll die a renter Drive company vans Through his data center

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      -ted kaczynski -“Michael Scott”

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