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SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At home, sure, but not available anywhere else I go. And as they say, “my boss makes a dollar and I make a dime…”

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Do what I did…
    Buy a 3d printer.
    Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
    Do the poopiest of poops.
    Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
    Flush toilet.
    And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.

    Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wet wipes make do. Not a perfect approximation by any means, but better than dry wiping with what feels like a wad of sandpaper

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They all wreck havage on plumbing regardless of whether they claim to be flushable. Don’t be that ignorant person.

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      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wreck havage

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was a poem for a simpler time.

    And now my boss makes a grand And I don’t see one cent And he’s got employees That can’t pay the rent

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  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My friend, allow me to introduce you to the portable bidet:

    • Manual
    • Automatic

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reporting for doodie.

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