There are countries in Europe that don’t use bidets. Not even a handheld bidet shower. In those countries they don’t even wash their ass or cooch the old school way unless they are from a migrant family.
Comment on America
hansolo@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
Large parts of the world use 24h time regularly. Only Americans, as far as I know, really struggle with 24h time, roundabouts, and bidets as concepts.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
robocall@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Bidets are slowly growing in popularity in the USA. But only for home installation, I haven’t seen them in public restrooms yet.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
My wife is from.Colombian and not used to the 24 hour system.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Does she refer to it as “hora militar” though?
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
No. She just says “in French” for the 24 hour system, and “in Spanish” for the 12 hour system, since that’s where she noticed the difference in our context.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Technically she’s still American. Just South American.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
i just got in an argument with all of lemmy not half an hour ago in my head and earlier than that in reality that no one else gets to claim american because i don’t know. i was on your side on this argument.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 38 minutes ago
Maybe because of the caveat “technically” giving readers easy distinction between geographic American and the American nation? Or maybe just the bad luck of hitting the hivemind wrong.
hansolo@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
American here. I use 24h time, vastly favor roundabouts over traffic lights, and I would rather poop at home with my bidet attachment than get paid to poop at work. I’m not exactly your average American, but there are probably millions of us. The world mostly hears the loud dipshits because they are loud and their thoughts are dipshit enough that people who hear them feel the need to tell somebody about what a stupid dipshit take they heard from some loud dipshit.
hansolo@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Yeah, I’m also an American. Those are examples from personal experience.
When I was growing up the dipshit town where my family lived was thinking about installing a roundabout instead of the series of 4 lights in front of the Walmart. The level of genuine panic it caused was insane. Huge groups at city council meetings with signs worried about car insurance rates going up because of “all the accidents it will cause!” Needless to say, it didn’t happen. Meanwhile, roundabouts work just fine for the rest of Earth and I’ve only ever seen one accident in one, due to construction.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Why on earth would anyone be afraid of roundabouts? Like they aren’t even more complicated than traffic lights to understand.
criscodisco@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Says someone that grew up with them. And they are a little more complicated than “green means go, red means stop”. Efficiency and simplicity aren’t synonyms.
Personally I’m glad we are getting more of them. When I lived in England, and where I learned how to use them, I could see their effectiveness. This was long before they started gaining in popularity in the US. Living in the US, you may have only seen them in pictures, or in a scene in a movie, so it just looked like an absolute clusterfuck if you didn’t know what was going on. Now, I just wish people here would fucking signal properly when using them because that is really the key to maximizing their efficiency.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Roundabouts should decrease premiums, as they essentially eliminate Tbone collisions
0x0@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Won’t somebody think of insurance companies!?
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This is poetic
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
did someone mention dipshittery? i have a card in case you need me