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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you don’t know the difference between mayo and Miracle Whip, then you shouldn’t even be participating in this discussion.

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  • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    [Miracle Whip] has supplanted mayonnaise

    if you dont know the difference …

    Clearly they know the difference. They just said one was better

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      half of the us doesnt even know it.

      He literally said this, and I was responding to it. And you tell me he didn’t say it. It’s right there. Read it.

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      • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Doesnt even know it is in reference to their opinion that miracle whip is superior, not that people dont know the difference.

        Hysterical that you call me out for not reading it when your reading comprehension missed the whole point.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is this Miracle whip?

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    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It is to mayonnaise like margarine is to butter. An inferior imposter.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a mayo substitute that delis use for tuna and chicken salad. It is actually labelled “salad dressing” because of this use.

      Mayo has a notoriously short life out of refrigeration before it becomes literally deadly. People die at summer picnics and family reunions every year from food-poisoning from spoiled potato salad and such. So delis use it because they can make up a giant batch in the morning, and keep it on display in the deli case under moderate refrigeration all day, without it going bad, and murdering their customers, which is so bad for business.

      Unfortunately, it also has an unpleasant metallic taste that some people can ignore. I can’t, any more than I can ignore the taste of Diet Coke.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So, it is to Mayo what AI is to humans.

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      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Care to provide any obits or articles about deadly mayo picnics? Cause that’s blatantly a lie or, more generously, an amazingly out of touch view on whipped oil.

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      • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!

        …OR DIE!

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      • TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s also more sweetened whereas mayo is more fat. I grew up on miracle whip but my adult palate would prefer mayo

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    • oyo@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fake whipped cream mixed with fake mayonnaise. It’s absolutely vile.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Got it!

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like I’m the only person who enjoys both. I have a bottle of each in my fridge right now

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always wondered why some mayo based foods tasted rotten. I figured out much later it was cause they used miracle whip. As Mayo goes, Dukes or gtfo.

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would very much rather not. That stuff is toxic as hell and I’m glad it’s not in Europe.

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