Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post

mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Legit top tier condiment that has supplanted mayonnaise and like half of the us doesnt even know it.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you don’t know the difference between mayo and Miracle Whip, then you shouldn’t even be participating in this discussion.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      [Miracle Whip] has supplanted mayonnaise

      if you dont know the difference …

      Clearly they know the difference. They just said one was better

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        half of the us doesnt even know it.

        He literally said this, and I was responding to it. And you tell me he didn’t say it. It’s right there. Read it.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What is this Miracle whip?

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      • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It is to mayonnaise like margarine is to butter. An inferior imposter.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s a mayo substitute that delis use for tuna and chicken salad. It is actually labelled “salad dressing” because of this use.

        Mayo has a notoriously short life out of refrigeration before it becomes literally deadly. People die at summer picnics and family reunions every year from food-poisoning from spoiled potato salad and such. So delis use it because they can make up a giant batch in the morning, and keep it on display in the deli case under moderate refrigeration all day, without it going bad, and murdering their customers, which is so bad for business.

        Unfortunately, it also has an unpleasant metallic taste that some people can ignore. I can’t, any more than I can ignore the taste of Diet Coke.

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      • oyo@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fake whipped cream mixed with fake mayonnaise. It’s absolutely vile.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel like I’m the only person who enjoys both. I have a bottle of each in my fridge right now

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I always wondered why some mayo based foods tasted rotten. I figured out much later it was cause they used miracle whip. As Mayo goes, Dukes or gtfo.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would very much rather not. That stuff is toxic as hell and I’m glad it’s not in Europe.

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