The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.
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Dionysus@leminal.space 1 month ago
Jesus was a short mf.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see North Koreans compared to South Koreans).
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?
ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not always, usually it’s an evolutionary arms race though. Recent paper I thought was really cool suggests the initial jump from single to multicellular happened because of a snowball Earth which changed the water temperature and therefore viscosity, making larger size equate to more efficient swimming.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.
Ethalis@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I think a big point of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually
BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but that’s it. No relevance to the plot whatsoever.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 month ago
I have just now realised it that perhaps “The Holy Spirit” is a different way of saying “God cum”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻