Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see North Koreans compared to South Koreans).
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Dionysus@leminal.space 7 hours ago
Jesus was a short mf.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.
Ethalis@jlai.lu 6 hours ago
I think a big point of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually
BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but that’s it. No relevance to the plot whatsoever.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 hours ago
I have just now realised it that perhaps “The Holy Spirit” is a different way of saying “God cum”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻