Comment on Easter diagram

Dionysus@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think a big point of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually

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  • BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.

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    • Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but that’s it. No relevance to the plot whatsoever.

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      • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have just now realised it that perhaps “The Holy Spirit” is a different way of saying “God cum”

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.

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  • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses

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• Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see North Koreans compared to South Koreans).

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?

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    • ZMoney@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not always, usually it’s an evolutionary arms race though. Recent paper I thought was really cool suggests the initial jump from single to multicellular happened because of a snowball Earth which changed the water temperature and therefore viscosity, making larger size equate to more efficient swimming.

      www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/716634

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• ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.

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