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mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They’re not striped because of camouflage; that’s their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders.

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s not many animals that haven’t been domesticated because they’re cunts. And zebras are one.

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    • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them.

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      • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh, no. As the scientist of the Smithsonian put it,
        “scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be”

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      • mech@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We didn’t domesticate cats. They domesticated us.

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      • limer@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds.

        There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing

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      • GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I bet house cats would never have been a thing if they didn’t house-train instinctually.

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• Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here is the video. The zebra bites around 1:00.

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  • Eddyzh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hm it’s not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied.

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    • pageflight@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by.

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  • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thank you for sharing 👏👌

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  • redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat…freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that.

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