Counter-counterpoint: if you, on the other hand, wrap your lips around the spigot while drinking – you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my sight you absolute gremlin.
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Counterpoint: it’s super manly to just own it and not worry about how you look. Whether you do tiny laps like a cat or big ol’ slurps like a dog, having the confidence to just hydrate yourself and not care who’s watching is kinda sexy, ngl
archonet@lemy.lol 23 hours ago
rImITywR@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Go back to Eagleton
Zoot@reddthat.com 22 hours ago
PAWNEE RULES
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
I BLAME EAGLETON FOR LIL SEBASTIAN!!!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Proper etiquette requires some degree of suction, which is also kinda sexy ngl
MBech@feddit.dk 22 hours ago
But that is the most efficient use of the water!
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.
Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
And I’m not twerking for anyone but myself! You can look, but don’t touch the goods without permission.