“Race War in the Restaurant” sounds like the successor to “Panic at the Disco”
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Some of my best Uber rider stories are from Waffle House waitresses. Legit fucking warriors, you have NO. IDEA. Unless your imagination involves the words “race war in the restaurant,” you have no idea.
She was citing that as the LESS DRAMATIC LOCATION TO WORK AT. I shit you not, my hand to God.
But their food is garbage.
NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Followed by “Genocide in the Bodega”
whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’ll be waitin on the album drop
marighost@piefed.social 2 days ago
You don’t go to WH during normal business hours. You go in the wee hours of the morning or very late in the evening under the influence of your substance of choice.
It doesn’t surprise me to learn that it’s a less dramatic place to work. All of the staff is ready to kill at any moment, I wouldn’t bring drama either 😅
Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
To be clear, I took that as her comparing two different Waffle Houses and the one with the race war was less dramatic than the other
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sorry, I meant that she had changed Waffle House locations. The one here was “better” than the one in Texas, “except for the time a race war broke out in the restaurant.”
BitchPeas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So only last year I watched John Wick.
Is it the Contential Hotel??
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Waffle House food isn’t meant to be enjoyed sober. It isn’t even meant to be enjoyed buzzed. You gotta be to the point where you don’t remember how the fuck you got there, but that All-Star Special be lookin delicious.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 days ago
I feel like 10-15 years ago Waffle House was a really decent greasy spoon diner for the money. I remember being able to get an all star special for five bucks. I just looked it up and they’re wanting $13-14 now…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
IHOP still claims $6 a plate, but I haven’t hit a low enough level to go find out.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
You’ll get the plate for $6, but anything on it is extra.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I went recently and the eggs were the only decent part. Waffle was worse than literally any hotel lobby. Bacon tasted like the cheapest, budget Walmart shit. More porky than bacony and not in a good way, if that’s even possible. Toast would’ve been fine except they fail my nigh-scientifically reliable diner/family restaurant test:
Do they serve Coke or fake shit?
Do they provide real butter or fake shit?
If they don’t have enough pride in their restaurant to do those two things, your best case is now mediocre. Leave! You’re better than Pepsi and margarine, friends.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Coke is the fake shit, I’m not stanning pepsi, but fuck the assholes at coke for assuming they own the planet.
other_cat@piefed.zip 2 days ago
I adore this metric, thank you for sharing it lol
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t know if it’s still tru, but they used to be the number one steak restaurant in the country because their streaks were so cheap.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Cheap streaks
Sounds like my first wife
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I don’t know I’ve been to the waffle House in Colorado springs and it was actually pretty decent. I was actually kind of sad that I went there twice now and no fights. A legit asked the waitress about that since I’d never been to one before and I really wanted to see some shit happening. She said that I had just missed the six completely blitzed college chicks that got into a major fight in the middle of the restaurant.