NEILSON_MANDALA

@NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this bussy slays vampies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  vampire: you’ll never defeat me-

  me: <stakes him right through the bussy>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck that, i’m betting tres punto cero uno leches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fire and Ash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s what happens when james cameron has cart blanche

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fire and Ash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i seriously thought you said “no herons” because i was just in a thread that was a picture of a heron. i was about to say “dude are you BLIND? there’s a heron RIGHT FUCKING THERE”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fire and Ash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s amazing how little avatar has worked its way into popular culture. like absolutely no one online cares about the movies enough to even mention them. yet it’s still made billions…almost like it doesn’t matter what online complainers say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox 360 superfan amasses all 1,353 North American discs after two‑decade collection spree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  mf bout to literally drown in pussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you will hear from me soon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My TBI kinda turned me into Patrick Bateman. Long story there, lmao.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PFP Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  cozy puzzle games? aye, i could do that. but i hardly play any games aside from the occasional boggle/scrabble

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coprolites⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i haven’t had a beer in almost a month. gonna pick up a few later to celebrate getting the fuck out of the psych ward (DW i didn’t pull the fire alarm and escape amidst the chaos, they let me out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this even a question?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Race War in the Restaurant” sounds like the successor to “Panic at the Disco”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coprolites⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it was a good line up until the “i’ll see myself out” line. makes it sound like you’re embarrassed for making an attempt at a pun. same thing with “i’ll be here all week, folks, try the duck”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PFP Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i wouldn’t know, i’m not a gamer. i’ve been cursed with jerky thumbs so i suck at every single FPS game. and when i try the same games on PC, for some reason i’m not that much better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our lord and savior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  more like jesus on krokodil. that’s the shit that actually makes your face melt. jesus krost that shit looks horrifying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i’ll bet you anything the higher ups crunched the numbers and realized that was the case. your boss’s boss’s boss doesn’t give a shit about any of you and ONLY cares about maximizing the bottom line, regardless of who gets hurt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you’re right, i’ll never make any progress if i’m convinced i’m doomed to fail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m 7" so she won’t even fit in my bussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i met this cute girl in the psych ward and i gotta say… at first i was intimidated, her dick is twice as big as mine