Coprolites

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Coprolite makes a great insult. I'm sure we can all think of some prominent fossilized turds.

  Of course real coprolites are wealth of information and a welcome find, unlikely the fucking coprolites who seized control of the US.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    oh, he’s definitely not fossilized. you can watch him ooze in the afternoon sun during summer.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Coprolits and Velocirraptors mainly

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• NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  it was a good line up until the “i’ll see myself out” line. makes it sound like you’re embarrassed for making an attempt at a pun. same thing with “i’ll be here all week, folks, try the duck”

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  • ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it helped me, because I have no idea what those are, but that line really solidified that it was a dad joke. I’m also a few beers in atm.

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    • NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i haven’t had a beer in almost a month. gonna pick up a few later to celebrate getting the fuck out of the psych ward (DW i didn’t pull the fire alarm and escape amidst the chaos, they let me out)

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If the post didn’t make it clear it’s a pun, I wouldn’t have noticed it.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll admit it took me longer than it should have to figure out what a coprolite is, but at least I figured it out before googling it.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Google “Jorvik coprolite”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    been consuming too much coproganda, have you

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• Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only reason I knew what this is, is because of No Man’s Sky.

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  • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Animal Crossing for me

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why are they called coprolites? Mine is actually quite heavy

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  • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Subscribe for Copropro version today!

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  • Bourff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know its a joke, but English dropped the h. From greek lithos, stone.

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• Benign@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🤌

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• Verenand@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They burn great, especially with their carbon suits on

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