Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost

sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just guessing, but I’m betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it’d work loose like superglue does.

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  • fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking

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      • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Look, I’m not saying I admit anything, but if I, for one, were to do some naked woodworking, I’d be extra careful about it.

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    • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m actually disappointed he didn’t have some goofy explanation.

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      • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I’m sure he tried to find one, but i’d be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Million in one shot doc, million in one.

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  • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Someone else gave a link to it:

    anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298

    You’re right it was crazy to read. It’s wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn’t get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I’m not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that’s not gonna fucking kill you.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!

    I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1. people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
  2. <you should read this one in Badge 502’s voice>NO!

  with those disclaimers… I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn’t think it all the way through. I’m not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else… but that’s my guess.

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s actually pretty clever. I mean it’s totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes.

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