Some porch pirate is in for a disappointing surprise when he was expecting an axe.
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lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Tbf: It really doesn’t look like a dildo
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 days ago
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 4 days ago
Not with that attitude …
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Skill issue.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Double handed chopping dildo?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Unless you’re really brave…
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Tap for NSFW T.M.I.
When I was experimenting as a quite young teen, I routinely used a 10mm Allen wrench for ‘self exploration.’ One day I wanted to try something bigger but the only thing that fit the bill was the handle of a hammer… Suffice it to say: the blunt end and relatively sharp corners were not kind to my small behind… Life is full of lessons, and some are a pain in the ass.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 days ago
At least the hammer has a flared base
three@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
r*ddit
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Someone somewhere asked; they just didn’t know it yet
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
And who asked you? What kind of standard is that? How many posts have been asked for?
MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 days ago
This here is a troll and/or edgy teen