Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that he woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
kurwa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some motherfuckers share too much
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.
According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.
I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.
Mwa@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Duh
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just don’t shave for a month and you’re good.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
glowing?
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Santas going to get sleighed tonight.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In the dark.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
We’ve all been there.