Comment on Anti-masturbation DLC
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that he woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.
According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.
I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.
Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
Some motherfuckers share too much
Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
glowing?
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 hours ago
Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Santas going to get sleighed tonight.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
In the dark.