Comment on Anti-masturbation DLC

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  glowing?

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Santas going to get sleighed tonight.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the dark.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes.

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’ve all been there.

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.

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  • kurwa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some motherfuckers share too much

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.

  According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.

  I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.

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• Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
  and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Duh

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just don’t shave for a month and you’re good.

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