Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also, one assumes you’re not fucking them.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Bold to assume
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Brand new sentence
thaklor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Murder-daddy
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
You don’t want to be bread?
Oh well…
felbane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sad. Anyway, here’s an inbread cat.
Aneb@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bread crumbs is all I have rn
argarath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Learn something new everyday.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Username does not check out. My crow friends love meatballs.