I’m so glad England isn’t real.
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Could you imagine the teeth of an English methhead?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 9 hours ago
Don’t the British have better teeth than the US Americans?
enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
I’ve not researched this, but I’ve heard it’s because mouth health is prioritised over aesthetics.
That basically means: no whitening.
Teeth are naturally yellowish
skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
also, dentistry is more accessible in the UK; free treatment is available to a bigger chunk of the population, and private dental care is cheaper as well.
So, in terms of severe complications stemming from lack of dental care, the US is worse, but the obsession with straightening & whitening means that people who have got it together enough to appear in the media generally have superficially nicer teeth.
It’s like most things in America - if you’re doing ok then it’s great, and if you’re not then the rest of the country just pretends you don’t exist.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
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“Say, how is it that we got socialized medicine but me teeth still look like this?”
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
That truly is the US in a nutshell. The US is fantastic if you are in the top 20% (and you have zero empathy for people you don’t know), otherwise this country truly sucks.
bigfondue@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It’s also because Americans will spend thousands of dollars on cosmetic procedures for their preteens. Braces are not as common elsewhere. Europeans think a lot of Americans look like they have dentures because of this.
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
Define better. They eat healthier (lower rates of diabetes and obesity), but they also spend less money on cosmetics.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 39 minutes ago
It’s pretty obvious that I meant healthier teeth. Which they have because they’re not avoiding the dentist as much. Because it’s paid for by insurance.
don@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Not a myth and don’t speak as an authority on something you’ve never researched.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
What myth?
UK gets free dental care through the NHS. Just not aesthetics.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
There’s a lot of people who can’t afford dental care tbh. If you’re unemployed/disabled/whatever you qualify for free care, and if you’re in a good job you can afford it. If youre on minimum wage trying to make ends meet you dont qualify and cant afford it.