If you’re at home, it’s pretty easy to hang your butt into the shower and point the stream of the shower head at your anus. Don’t even have to undress, just turn the water up low enough to not splash everywhere.
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day agoGood thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
scytale@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.
Shayeta@feddit.org 1 day ago
Bolt-on bare minimum ones are 40-50€, and they work with any toilet.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can’t tell me what to do.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
As a Crohns sufferer, you are doing the Lord’s work
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
They can
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
They don’t
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That’s not a good reason our buttholes can’t aspire
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
if you don't have a bidet, do it in the sink
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink
Fetus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I was there too. I don’t know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron’s expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn’t even finish his Grand Slamwich.
PineRune@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Must be a skill issue
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Okay