Comment on ill take a double scoop

Emi@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets

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  • renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if you don't have a bidet, do it in the sink

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink

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      • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.

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      • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Must be a skill issue

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Okay

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you’re at home, it’s pretty easy to hang your butt into the shower and point the stream of the shower head at your anus. Don’t even have to undress, just turn the water up low enough to not splash everywhere.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.

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  • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bolt-on bare minimum ones are 40-50€, and they work with any toilet.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can’t tell me what to do.

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        As a Crohns sufferer, you are doing the Lord’s work

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They can

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They don’t

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s not a good reason our buttholes can’t aspire

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