Comment on Anon eggs her on

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Run home, quickly grab a blanket and the eggs, when she wakes up force her to eat the eggs.

  You really haven’t had to do this before? I remember learning it in school.

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My parents had me sit down for “the talk” when I was 14. This is what I was taught, yes.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Depends on your area. Would you trust the police with her? Would an ambulance leave her in forever-debt? Any 24 hour woman’s shelters nearby? Do as much as you’re able. But don’t kidnap her.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    America is a different universe, I swear.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, America is the doomed future timeline of all English speaking countries

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      • the_wiz@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank Wotan that i am not part of this diseased culture…

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot the eggs

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, those are fine.

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why wouldn’t I trust the police with her?

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    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      because they tend to torture the poor, the addicts, the already-suffering? because they are notorious for covering up rape and beating their spouses? idk

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      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t live in a third world country

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Police taking advantage of women isnt uncommon in certain parts of the world. If you don’t have issues with oversight in your neck of the woods, you’re probably fine.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You must be joking.

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  • gedhrel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s from Bristol.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      England? Call the police

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    • gedhrel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (The canonical example of a photo like this is a Matt Cardy* one of a student passed out in Millennium Square.)

      • I have no idea if she signed a release or if it was staged. Quite possibly neither.

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• BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ideally call someone she knows from her phone. If she’s too out of it to use a phone, see if it has biometric or face unlock and then just call whoever she was calling/texting last. Get someone she already knows and trusts to pick her up.

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s no way I’m going through some passed out girl’s phone. That’s not something I feel like explaining to a passerby.

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    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I am looking for a contact to call to come get her, if you are concerned about my motives you are welcome to stay and watch, or do it yourself.”

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• lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wake her up and take her to your place or ER if she is in serious condition. You can probably use her phone to deduce who to call and let them know who you are and where she is. If she doesn’t have a phone she can probably give you a number of a relative.If she can’t she should probably go to the ER. If you can find where she lives you can probably take here there. Don’t let her sleep face up. Then get drunk and take advantage of her.

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  • Noobnarski@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I’d probably try to awake her first, if that is impossible, turn her around so if she pukes she doesn’t suffocate and then call an ambulance.

    Here in Germany we don’t go out of a hospital with any medical debt, so I wouldn’t be doing her a disservice.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call someone yeah

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