Comment on Anon measures up

Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Unless they’re into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that’s the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That’s between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

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      • HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i eat more like a duck than that

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  • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      the sandwich shop i’m currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Diquette

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  While it may sound weird, it’s actually super true.

  You’ll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.

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• Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth. Then hold it up to your face.

  Looks way bigger up close.

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• OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  😂 I am dead. It’s time to get off lemmy for the night.

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does

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