No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
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TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You’re welcome!
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You have to give them credit.
That’s a comically sick burn
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I did.
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Source?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
makyo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
A tale as old as time
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You just don’t know where they stand
genuineparts@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 3 weeks ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.