No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
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TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
You have to give them credit.
That’s a comically sick burn
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
I did.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You’re welcome!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Source?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
makyo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
A tale as old as time
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 1 day ago
You just don’t know where they stand
genuineparts@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 11 hours ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 11 hours ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.