Comment on We pink inside too :(

TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat

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      • corodius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A tale as old as time

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    partially aquatic.

    So, like, a mermaid?

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.

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      • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You just don’t know where they stand

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      • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar

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    • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish

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    • flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No, they just don’t want to talk to you.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now I’m sad. Thanks.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re welcome!

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You have to give them credit.

      That’s a comically sick burn

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I did.

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Source?

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You mean sauce? Cream sauce.

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