Comment on SPIRIT WEAPON

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to heat what she missed.

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  • LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)

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    • LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Smooth

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• lostme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She wants the recipe

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

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    • koper@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That would be a great follow-up joke.

      Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

        Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So she wants the D?

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• False@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I believe the proper response is “No”.

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• frigidaphelion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  heckin’ seduced

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• zerofk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

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  • jenesaisquoi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “pick a another”

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  • suite403@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.

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• Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Because this is fake.

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• FriendBesto@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheese cake recipe.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So, like… a cheesecake recipe?

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.

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