Comment on Horses ARE Forever

MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They do, but it’s an easy fix. Just need a poop bag that catches it as it falls.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine a human being and to shit without stopping movement at any time

    The mind shudders

    Such person would be too free from the shackles of humanity

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      this is called a colostomy bag but I think most users would disagree that dealing with the bag cleanup is worth the ability to shit on the go lol

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And this is why trousers are the work of the devil.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also the infrastructure for getting rid of those bags…

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  • limelight79@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or, do what the nearby horse farm does, just head to my neighborhood and leave the horse shit all over the trail and the road and people’s yards!

    Seems kind of rude to me, but what do I know.

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  • imnotafish@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or, have the Cleveland Cavaliers win the championship every year and have this guy around nj.com/…/watch_cavs_fan_eats_horse_poop_at_champi…

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “WATCH:” ? It wants me to watch that?? 🤮

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      • imnotafish@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        lol…i figured the URL would be enough for people to get the idea

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At least that’s biodegradable

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