Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks

themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… they must have trained in using the “finger cot” technique.

  “Sorry Biff, you’re a great mission candidate in all other respects, but your finger-cotting just isn’t… uh… cutting the mustard.”

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• Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exactly what I came to the comments to find out. Thank you random stranger

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The best part of this feature is that it’s clearly a result of iterative design. So engineers were trying to solve constipation, and someone with a PhD was like “Well, you know what works for me…”

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and someone with a PhD was like “Well, you know what works for me…”

      I do workplace safety and hazardous materials, so occasionally I get to start a talk with “This room has more doctorates than nostrils, so it should be easy”. And then I have to explain things like “Dangerous liquid goes into the dangerous liquid sink” or “No, you can’t remove the mask to scratch your nose, even if it’s really really itchy”.

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      • philpo@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh god yes, so much.

        I do disaster response planning, mostly for healthcare. “No, your OR really needs electrical power!” “No, you can’t still run your outpatient clinic during an active shooter situation!” “For fucks sake,NO,you will not use a diesel generator indoors to power the ED!Not even with a open window. Your windows are 30cm x 1m”

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Whenever I’m having a… problem, I generally work it out with a pencil”

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  • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is a cot though?

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    • SacralPlexus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a covering for a finger, kind of like cutting the finger out of a latex/nitrile glove. It looks just like a tiny condom made to fit on a finger.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually, it’s in there because shit doesn’t fall off your ass in 0G. It kinda curls out towards the back of left to dodo its own thing.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See this is the kind of shit I want to hear about in the documentaries.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Read “Packing for Mars.” I think you’d enjoy it.

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• prenatal_confusion@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So basically spooning the turd out? That’s the Corvette driving american heros I know and love 😘

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  • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do they do it in your country?

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    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They used a pencil

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      • ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A three-ply layered joke. Well done!

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    • nick@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They work it out like you would a math problem.

      By using so pencil.

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      • philpo@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As long as it’s not the same math genius who calculated the amount of tampons for the first female long term crew member…

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• neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it like force puking by poking the uvula but butt uvula

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I curse the day nature evolved eyes

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you mean the prostate?

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