Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  "Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    slaps roof

    This bad girl can fit so many seamen!

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  • Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uhhmmm, Sir? I’m an Italian cold cut… 👀

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      … and this is a Subway®

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you like having seamen inside of you?

    I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.

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• SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides”

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  • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …I’m also maso ☺️

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What, like, a salty fermented soybean sauce…?

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      • Birch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.

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• Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike’s? Because you’re a sub above.

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