Comment on Anon introduces himself

ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Xylophone Zelda”. Really fucked over Xenias introduction

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uh, xylophone doesn’t start with Z, back to kindergarten until you learn your letters.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He can blame english phonetics. Also X being kind of a joker letter. “Why does eks make the sound zee?”

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The teacher clearly said “letter” though, so phonetics shouldn’t come into it. If they were named “Pete,” “Psycho Pete” would be reasonable and probably accurate.

        Also, xylophone is a noun anyway, so after they redo kindergarten, they’ll need to go back to second grade (or maybe first?) and relearn basic grammar.

        Finally, English phoenetics is an oxymoron, but I don’t think kids get into that concept until later on in school, so I’ll give you a pass for now. But everyone knows English pronunciation and spelling aren’t related and you just end up memorizing everything anyway.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But X starts with Z, so q.e.d.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can’t fault that logic.

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta be xenophobic Xenia now, sorry, I don’t make the rules

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know what’s worse, naming your kid after a fox that uses Linux or a suburb of Dayton.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Zyougottabekiddingme Zelda”

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  depending how she’s feeling, zany, zen or zealous?

  Or zonked, if she smoked a fat dart beforehand

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zealous?

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zooted Zelda (she on coke)

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  • TwanHE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would zooted even work in that case? Don’t usually see it used for uppers

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh absolutely! At least in my area, “zooted” describes being predominantly on cocaine, but also amphetamines as well.

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yep, same here. Also acceptable to be zooted on shrooms, even though those are wildly different things.

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      • TwanHE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah here zooted would be similar to baked/stoned.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zesty ofc

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zazzy

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