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• barack_obama@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hello

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My Fellow Americans

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks!

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re cold, he’s cold.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

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• YoorWeb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know that is what makes it so much better.

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  • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hot

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• PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”

  I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.

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  • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t sleep on Billy O.

    drag

    Don’t ever sleep on Billy O.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, its time for the nightly “State of the Porch” presidential address

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• Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welcome, to the Twilight Zone…

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• CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn’t look happy.

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• Cantankerousnuts@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is this… OBAMNA GATE?

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• Sharpiemarker@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks Obama

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone

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• Clubbing4198@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When did Obama get in I’m on observation duty?

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• Tremble@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…

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• AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Urethra Franklin

  Kek

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nah. he’s not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough

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