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Same?... Yes, Same

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨WashedOver@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, once you are an adult...you can make your own decisions on both issues.

    Until then I would suggest not doing either.

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    • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Great advice!

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  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can always laser them to get rid of either.

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    • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just ask Anikin

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    • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Works for both

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      • Llewellyn@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s the joke

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s pretty violent

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    • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Just have your friend draw on your arm.”

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You again? Buddy, put some pants on already

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  • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Children aren’t necessarily permanent…

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    • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depends on the state and access to coat hangers.

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because they grow up and leave the nest 🙃

      • Mum xxx
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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Neither are wives!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here’s hoping! 🤞

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wife and children aren’t permanent. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You haven’t been married to crazy I see. Even if you manage to get away, the scars are forever.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh but I have.

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  • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t fix a tattoo with a shovel and garbage bags.

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    • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, not with that attitude...

      First step, get the blade of the shovel as sharp as possible.

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      • painfulasterisk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It reminded me of this episode of Happy Tree Friends

        youtu.be/RO7Q1tMGE7g?si=iu0AoOWevzaau9N0

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  • psy32nd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well we can’t get divorced with a tattoo!

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    • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tattoos won’t ask you for child support…

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      • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But they can still cause years of irritation…

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tattoo removal exists and whether it’s as painful and expensive as a divorce varies 🤷

      Also, most tattoos you don’t like can be made into something better by a skilled tattoo artist. I guess that’s kinda sorta the equivalent of couple’s therapy?

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man, Squidward is a catch. Steady job, owns a sizable house, is an artist, musician, and performer.

    If i had to choose from the cast, I’d like to be pink octopus so I could woo Squidward 😍

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