Erin Patterson’s appeal went well 🤣
There is something very satisfying about someone appealing their sentence and getting a harsher one.
Submitted 1 week ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Erin Patterson’s appeal went well 🤣
There is something very satisfying about someone appealing their sentence and getting a harsher one.
Good. It’s what she deserves ✨
To use an old turn of phrase: She got rekt.
I can only hope she’s not foolish enough to go through with going to the High Court.
Sometimes the rubbish takes itself out.
Helllooo…
Is it meee you’re looking for
Couldn’t possibly be
From the other side… I must’ve called a thousand times…
Healing continues.
I am over shopping as a recreational activity. I was out getting some things on a list and thought to myself, This is such a waste of time. I would rather be at home studying or reading or writing something.
In the past it was a way to get out the house and it was a “safe” activity
I waited long enough for someone to start the cheers thread so here it is. Cheers 🍻
Belated and slightly drunk cheers
Cheers, I’m relaxing with a big glass of rose 🍷
I have a sparkling rose and am very pleased for it!
Cheers Seagoon 🍻
Cheers ☕️
I hope it’s ok to do cheers with a hot Milo.
Of course it is. Cheers 🍻
Cheers!!
Cheers Spinny 🍻
Pakidge! It must be my new doorbell camera. I stuffed up when I made my initial order and accidentally got the model which does not have a changeable battery, I have to take the whole thing down and have no doorbell while it recharges. So I’ve bought another of the same model, so I can just swap the whole doorbell over.
Fucking hell.
Someone check on brian blessed and ian mckellan
what…<checks>…oh no. Patrick Stewart. Fuck dementia.
Also - can’t believe he was 86! How freakin’ old is William Shatner?!
He stays healthy by eating cereal in the car whilst driving
95
He’s the last living cast member of The Nuremberg Trials movie . I would love to hear , or even do an interview. Apparently he’s still quite with it and has good memory.
Maybe I should write out some questions and send them to his agent. Then publish?
AITA: Doing a click-and-collect order on a $5 item that is in stock, I can’t find on the floor and the service desk can’t help me find in the back.
modern problems require modern solutions
I did that for something from Officeworks once. It worked out well and no one batted an eyelid when I picked it up. But I’ve done a free delivery order for 30c before, so maybe ITA
I bought some new whitening toothpaste. It is dark blue. It is very weird brushing with a mouthful of blue foam.
Kinda accustomed to this from blue conditioner in hair bleach kits
It’s the same colour as the blue conditioners. I think that actually makes it worse, it feels wrong to have it in my mouth!
woke up and can hear the highway 500 m away, it’s very busy,
forgot it’s long weekend, so vline trains will be full 🫥, looks like country trip next week
Anyone happen to have Dracula: Dead and Loving It on DVD or other forms of media? I finished listening to the new Audible version of Dracula this week and am craving Mel Brook’s brand of madness.
No, I do have it
but I do have 6 credits in Audible 🤔
If you feel like spending one on the new Dracula, it is (mostly) great fun!! I enjoy media that doesn’t portray Dracula as a Sex God - though one might be fooled by the social media campaign. I especially like Aimee Lou Woods as Lucy and Francis Lovehall as Arthur.
help. Sammy won’t stop opening things. He’s just opening everything he can get his little ginger paws on and leaving them open as some kind of flex.
HE’S WORKED OUT HOW TO OPEN THE FUCKING NINJA
I can only laugh in solidarity.
Its all fun and games until you find that noodly bastard has opened the dresser and is frolicking in your underwear
Anyone want anything from the shops?
A shitton of cokes. I’ve got five days off and a wraparound bookcase to build.
A nice sharp cheddar and a radish please
Beep Beep 🚚
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Mini monster doughnuts please
^👾^🍩 Our apologies. Doughnuts are not available. Please take this round fried dough with a hole instead.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 week ago
More redundancy news here. Whilst I’m still glad it’s not me, it also makes you wonder about the future. A good reminder to never give too much at work